Overheard At Our House

The 3year old- "Look at the stupid cat. I'm gonna kick it in the nut sack!"

Me- "What? Hon. What did she just say?"

Hon- (laughing hysterically)"She said nut sack!"

Me- (trying to contain laughter so that 3year old isn't rewarded for the bad word) "sssshhhh! Where did she learn that?" (note hint of sarcasm)

Hon- "Not from me."

Me- "Ok. Keep telling yourself that."

And Now For Something Completely Different

• Screw you and your "have your pet spayed or neutered" Bob. From now on, it's litters for everyone!


• Tell that to the pedophiles you crazy bitch. Again I ask, why can't kids just play soccer or a good old game of tag.
  


• Addicting


• Super Addicting


• I'm still playing
  

22 Feckin' Questions

I've been tagged by one dirty mother fucker

1. Does your house have a back door? Yes. With no weather stripping. BRRRRRR.
2. How many pets do you have? One. Thanks for the reminder.
3. What word makes you smile? Bingo!
4. What is your favorite song? Depends which band you're talking about.
5. Do you like clams? Barf.
6. Have you ever broken a bone? No. Knock on wood.
7. Do you like spontaneity or consistency? Depends on what activity you're talkin' about...
8. Franks and beans? Franks are for squirrels.
9. The Scorpions' greatest record? I'll Sting You Till You Die.
10. Sex on the first date? That's not a date.
11. Larry King or Nancy Grace? Who the hell is Nancy Grace?
12. What is the first thing you get at a buffet? Salad or Sushi
13. Most treasured item? My piano
14. Happiest memory? The day my daughters were born...
15. Saddest memory?... same day. Just kidding. Sort of.
16. Comfort food? Anything salty and terribly fattening.
17. Guilty pleasure? I can't share that here.
18. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant where you could not read the menu? When I forget my glasses. Which is almost always.
19. Favorite soup? Butternut Squash Soup....hey. There's no link. I'll have to post this one for youwall-you wall- you all.
20. Favorite swear word? Fuckin' cocksucker
22. Which one of these is more shite? this or this?

Rembrandt or 2 Year Old?

A striking resemblance, no?
The munchkin's got promise.


...but on a much more depressing note, the sketch artist wanted to move on to Annie. Which is impossible because she was sent to the SPCA on Tuesday where she is sure to meet her demise. Shit-tey.

Top 5 Things I'm Up To

1. Doing the old cut and highlights tomorrow. Time to bring the hawt, hawt back to mamma.
2. Contemplating killing the cat. Even the SPCA won't take her. This truly bites.
3. Still taking down the christmas tree before it catches fire and destroys what little I actually do own.
4. Planning my wedding...yes...I'm already turning into one of those brides. Somebody fucking help me. I hate those bitches.
5. Trying to finish my children's writing course but I'm all bunged up. Someone give me a topic...