Saturday, December 30, 2006


My new baby girl was born on December 23rd. We are both happy and healthy. Did it all o' natural in under 2.5 hrs. Almost faster than an interceptor!

Friday, December 22, 2006

The Centennial Post

Oh christmas tree
oh christmas tree
why do we call you holiday?

Oh christmas tree
oh christmas tree
why are you in my hallway?

If I put a star on you
I will be sure
to offend a few.

Oh christmas tree
oh christmas tree,
you should leave my hallway.

For each believer
a sign of faith;
for every other
a sign of hate.

Oh christmas tree
oh christmas tree
maybe we should burn you.

You are a sign from up above
oh what the heck, let's call it love.

Oh christmas tree
oh christmas tree
you're nothing more
than a spruce...

or maybe pine
or balsam fir
whatever kind
I am not sure.

but Christmas tree
my Christmas tree
forever CHRISTMAS you will be.

~a sniper kitty original, Christmas '05

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Do Hospitals Serve Turkey Dinner?

Still no baby.

I've given up caring whether or not I'm in the hospital on Christmas day. Really, I'd just like to have the baby naturally. I was induced with my first daughter and that was a horrible experience I wish not to repeat. Anyhoo. I whipped up a batch of spicy chili and then I'm going for a long walk. I may have sex, but that all depends on what happens after the chili and the walk. I may be in bed alone tonight.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Just Call Me Constable Kitty

God I love power. Especially behind the wheel of a V8. Oh ya baby. We got a 2004 Interceptor on Wednesday and it has special powers.
  • Annoying slow- goers, who like to drive in the fast lane, now move outa my way. And quick too!
  • I can pace traffic.
  • The right of way is now known as my way.
  • The handy side- view- mirror-spot- light is still intact
  • My kids (or other various passengers) can't shoot me in the back because the seats are bullet proof
  • And I can give er shit at the drop of a dime. Eat my dirt tire-peeling skids! (see definition 1)
Now. If only this thing could induce labour.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Blogger Bites

I love being forced to do something. I am now beta cause without it I cannot post on many of your blogs. No biggy I guess. Just really fucking annoying! Well. Back to business.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Ask The Fruitcake Lady!

Maybe I should start watching Leno. This lady is hilarious! Although I hear she hasn't been on in a while.

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Bored Hungry

39 weeks and holding.
Get it out!
For the love of all that is good in this world.

And in other news. I baked banana bread. My first loaf ever. I'd share but I ate it all.

Monday, December 04, 2006

C is for COOKIES. A Whole Shit Load.

Not too long ago, a friend of mine enquired as to what reg u lah folk do on the weekends (aka the kind that have the weekends off work). I told him I'd look into it as I am newly reg u lah. The results, as he has been informed, are in for this weekend and I thought I'd share em with all of yous. Cause cookies are for love. Right spinning girl?

I baked 16 dozen cookies on Saturday. From busting out the cuisinart to tying the last bow I clocked in 7 hours of cookie madness.

And my lovely gal pals had a baby shower for me too :o) (sorry no pics. I'm a loser who hasn't gotten used to the fact that her new digital can leave the house...)

Saturday, December 02, 2006