Friday, April 27, 2007

What Are You Doing For The Next Ten Years?

I don't know about you, but I hate junk mail. We get flyers hucked at our front lawn several times a week. I have yet to sit up all night in wait of the litter fuck who gets paid to throw garbage at my house. Then we get more in our PO box: solicitations from credit companies and charities, promotions from stores and a local newspaper we don't even subscribe to. All of it is garbage. For the small percentage I might actually read or use, it is certainly not worth the tree death and energy consumption to have it. I think this crap is invasive, wasteful and a danger to the environment. With the growing trend to mend our planet, junk mail and any soliciting of the like should be made illegal and by subscription only. What say you?

Saturday, April 21, 2007

The Kid VS. Canadian Tire Man

Enter Dad and kid looking for rake for 3 year old kid. A kid sized rake. They look and look, but no such rake to be found. They search out Canadian Tire Man in red shirt

KID- "What the heck is this?"

C.T. MAN- "Wha huh?"

KID- "You have no small pink rake?"

C.T. MAN- "Uh. I"m not sure."

A search throughout the store ensues to find a small purple rake.

KID- " Ok. But my favourtie colour is pink."

Thursday, April 19, 2007

What Flower Are You?

I am a

What Flower
Are You?

"You stand up for what you believe in, even if it gets in the way of what other people think. You are proud of yourself and your accomplishments and you enjoy letting people know that."

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Can You BEElieve it?

Albert Einstein once said that if the
bees disappeared, "man would have only four years of life left."

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Do This Cause It's Fun Dammit

Stole this from facebook. I know. I'm a traitor. Shut up and listen.
Google this "(insert your name here) likes to" and see what comes up. I did and these are the results...

  • Kathleen likes to burp and thinks it’s okay. Natasha thinks it’s disgusting and not like a lady. (Fuck you Natasha!)
  • Kathleen likes to hear the fun music while we exercise. I see how she claps her hands and kicks her legs up and down to the music
  • “Kathleen likes to cook, so she’s always dropping off a plate of something to someone,” (That is sooo not like me.)
  • Kathleen likes to hear fish bubbles as she falls asleep
  • Kathleen likes to speak in sexually explicit political analogies. (it's as if they're really talking about me)
  • Kathleen likes to get drunk and piss the bed. ( I think that should have said Earl)
  • Kathleen likes to {shake it insanely} (like a polaroid picture!)

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Love the Blues

Pura Fe. Now. Slyde. This is music.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Tiny Little Ads!

am i the only one who remembers this freak?

Monday, April 02, 2007

Your Celebrity Boob Twin:

Lucy Lawless

Blogger Bites

Too cute....but again I ask, why won't Youtube post to blogger anymore??????? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!