Tuesday, May 29, 2007

No seriously. What the Fuck?

It's been so long now since I've shock n' awed all yous with my wtf finds.
Most of what I got today could most certainly cause your lunch to launch itself back out yer gape.
What can I say. You've been warned.


Saturday, May 26, 2007

This Just In...

Craig Kilborn just spoofed this. I am in love. I also love coffee. And after many years of drinking 50 I was somehow forced to like beer. Sorry. It's just always made me feel so bloated and other than a woman scorned there ain't nothin' worse that a woman bloated. Until of course I discovered Coffee Porter. Who is the genius that forged these two godly nectars? Fuck red wine (well not really...but if I had no red wine to drink then...FUCK RED WINE!). And if the world ran dry of scotch, why not drink the beer that is aged in it's casks. Yes. Love after 30 is possible.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Sorry Folks

I got nothin.

Friday, May 18, 2007

Random Crap


According to the message on the kid's milk "the brain is capable of having more ideas than the number of atoms in the known universe." I had never thought of that.

I discovered the most bizarre dollarstore item EVAR! Pregnancy tests. I don't know that I would weigh that kind of news on a dollar.

Thursday, May 10, 2007


I am one lucky gal. Tagged by 2 sexy mammas Melanie and Tits

This one's from Mel:
Seven things about me that may surprise you:

1. Oh lets start out with a good one. I can put both my legs behind my head....but not always without tipping over like a turtle stuck on it's back.

2. I love music. I have my grade 8 in conservatory piano. I also learned to play french horn and trumpet in highschool. I also sing and write music...but not so much lately :o(

3. I want to learn to run a marathon. And yes, I am a little crazy.

4. I never regret. I deal with and accept all of my choices.

5. I tend to procrastinate.

6. I have suffered from bouts of insomnia and sleep paralysis all of my life.

7. My favourite vacation is heading up north to cottage country.

And from Tits:

The rules:

1. Add a direct link to your post below the name of the person who tagged you. Include the city/state and country you’re in.

Nicole (Sydney, Australia)
velverse (Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia)
LB (San Giovanni in Marignano, Italy)
Selba (Jakarta, Indonesia)
Olivia (London, England)
ML (Utah, USA)
Lotus (Toronto, Canada)
tanabata (Saitama, Japan)
Andi (Dallas [ish], Texas, United States)
Todd (Louisville, Kentucky, United States)
miss kendra (los angeles, california, u.s.a)
Jiggs Casey (Berkeley, CA, USA! USA! USA!)
Tits McGee (New England, USA)
Kat (Ontario, Canada)

2. List out your top 5 favorite places to eat at your location.

The Keg Steakhouse and Bar.~ Best steaks next to Hy's (which is owned by the same family anyhow)

Monfort~ Mediterranean Cuisine. Their house specialty, Monfort's chicken in a pita, will bring you to your knees. But I'll admit that location is everything. This local chain has a few stores that are better than the rest.

La Luna~ More medi cuisine. Their baba ganouj is to. die. for.

Papagayos~ Fabulous mexican eatery. I had grilled alligator and a few fabulous anejos that are otherwise impossible to get in Canada.

La Cantina~ Remember the gnocchi?

God! Only 5. This is so unfair. Did I mention that I love to eat?

3. Tag 5 other people (preferably from other countries/states) and let them know they’ve been tagged.

Cheezy London, England
Madge Florida, U.S.A.
Earl Long Island, N.Y., U.S.A.
Badgerdaddy Ludlow, England
Moxy Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Monday, May 07, 2007

Food and Finery

I almost forgot that I have another blog.

One of our rose vines. Can't wait for buds!

Last year's Mothers Day gift in bloom once more.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Don't get your panties in a jam. I'm posting some pics soon. But my camera batteries have to charge.

Thursday, May 03, 2007


I am sick. I haven't been sick in over 2 years. This sucks. That's all I got right now folks.