Top 5 Things I'm Up To
- Doing the old cut and highlights tomorrow. Time to bring the hawt, hawt back to mamma.
- Contemplating killing the cat. Even the SPCA won't take her. This truly bites.
- Still taking down the christmas tree before it catches fire and destroys what little I actually do own.
- Planning my wedding...yes...I'm already turning into one of those brides. Somebody fucking help me. I hate those bitches.
- Trying to finish my children's writing course but I'm all bunged up. Someone give me a topic...
12 comments:
What's up with the cat?
"Contemplating killing the cat".....total spit take.
you know whats SUPER funny?
i had thought i clicked on EARL's blog, and when i read your 5 things, i was like,
Killing his cat? getting married? why has this fuck been hiding shit from me?
LMAO
Topic.... howsabout a kid who sets his christmas cat on fire (hybrid of killing the cat and the tree)
Hello Kat.
I popped over from Bugwit's place. Judging by your avatar, I would kill the cat before she kills you!
joe- she's a pisser, and I don't mean funny.
fish- spit would be better than piss and shit.
slyde- that rocks!
liz- hmmm. I like. I can work with this. btw...my hair is stunning! Ang already had a preview cause her and Jim were at the salon.
winters- heyllo. Yes. I just may have a heart attack if she doesn't stop using my things as a litter box.
What a complex and varied life you lead! Maybe you can combine your cat-killing and wedding plans into one unforgettable evening!
:-)
buggy- Now there's something I could write about...not very child appropriate though...
You totally don't seem like one those brides! Here. Sit back, relax, and have some wine.
I hate my cat.
Let's trade.
madge- some? gimme the bottle!
please.
tits- you really don't want my cat. Her urinating far outweighs her cuteness.
Could the cat have an untimely...accident?
Ok nevermind. I just remembered I am trying to stop saying those kinds of things.
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