Monday, January 15, 2007

THIS IS NOT A TEST!

We now interupt the regular scheduled nature poetry for a disturbing bit of must tell.

This is easily the
WTF of the Year.

WARNING:
Do not follow this link if you are eating, preparing food, just ate, have an aversion to or likeness for hotdogs and/or sausages, have an itchy arm or private part, wear glasses, have 20/20 vision, like sex or wish to ever enjoy it again, have a penis or have ever wished you had one or a bigger one, if you are not near an eyewash station and definately not if you are at work or around children.

19 comments:

Moxy Ness said...

W.T.F.F.F.F.F
OH MY GAWD!!!
Imagine shaking his hand... then realizing......

And... “Women will never suspect it is artificial.”
What EV!!!!!!!!! and may I say again.......
W.T.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.?????

elizabeth said...

ggggg.... bbbbb.....

YOU GET ME EVERY TIME.

I just had dinner. I knew I shouldnt' but... it was like a dare. I mean how bad could it be? Worse than I thought.

madge said...

Wow.
The lengths they will go to make sure a man can have his sex.

Verdant Earl said...

You mean every man doesn't have a penis on his forearem? Hmmm.

Verdant Earl said...

that would be forearm.

Crashdummie said...

Euwwwwwwwwwwww that’s totally gross! There’s a thin line between sharing and scaring, but that article crossed it miles ago – infact, the line has become a dot in the horizon!!!

Kat said...

moxy- my man is the culprit to me posting this story. I don't know what radio station he's listening to at work, but he always comes home with the most insane news stories. The radio hosts were joking about how much this guy must love holiday shopping....what with all the people brushing past him...

liz- c'mon. How long have you known me? "Would I lie to you? Would I lie to you honey..." And I definately would try to gross you out ;o)

earl- maybe that's what's inhibiting your scrabble play.

crashdummie- I love crossing the line! Fair warning though, no?

Slyde said...

Thats not a penis, its a cucumber...

Cornelius T. Fish said...

"We know who the murderer is chief, his cock prints are all over the place."

Kat said...

slyde- so what you're saying is, when life gives you a cucumber make tzatziki?

fish- This is clearly the work of Angus Thripshaw.

Steven said...

Sweeet Jesus...

Why did I follow??

Steve~

Kat said...

Steven- Who could resist given so many reasons to try? Either that or the warnings didn't apply to you ;o)

Tits McGee said...

I...um...

Wow.

Awesome.

jiggs said...

I knew a guy in highschool named Barry Penisarm. He was kind of a douche. He smelled of cabbage and had a problem with flatulence.

Crashdummie said...

yeah, but the warning kinda made me more curious... you are sneaky aren't ya! heheh

cheers

Kat said...

tits- ...to say the least...

jiggs- I knew a guy with the last name bonar. He was alright...

crashdummie- anytime ;o)

gramps said...

None of you have explored the positive aspects...What an excellent social crutch and conversation piece at parties. Ladies..you'll know what your getting up front and avoid uncertainty and disapointment. As a matter of fact, we should all be fortunate enough to leave our genetalia on display ;-)

okay..okay..maybe not so much

Kat said...

gramps- hence the popularity of red lipstick?

gramps said...

And ohhhh so much cheap wine ;-)