Friday, May 18, 2007

Random Crap

WTF?

According to the message on the kid's milk "the brain is capable of having more ideas than the number of atoms in the known universe." I had never thought of that.

I discovered the most bizarre dollarstore item EVAR! Pregnancy tests. I don't know that I would weigh that kind of news on a dollar.

13 comments:

badgerdaddy said...

You're right. Shop around, you can find it cheaper.

Verdant Earl said...

That first fact sounds iffy.

How the hell could you quantify that shit?

Moxy Ness said...

Holy Holy Crap!!! I totally forgot until now that I SAW THOSE TEST TOO AT MY LOCAL DOLLAR STORE!! The future of that poor unborn child ain't so bright if its mamma is gettin' her DRUGSTORE needs at the DOLLAR STORE!!

Moxy Ness said...

oh yeah... PS. I finally did a post. I'll understand if you never want to look at my blog again though *sad face*

Cornelius T. Fish said...

The analogue nature (i like milk, i like milk a little more than you, you like milk a little more than them) and indefinitely divisible concept of "one" idea indicates to me the number of possible ideas is potentially infinite. The digital nature of counting atoms (1,2,3,n) and the potential testability of the number based on the size of the universe and the average density of matter indicates to me that this number is finite, although very large. Infinite is always more than finite. I think the milk is right.

Cornelius T. Fish said...

$1 test instructions:

stand on blue strip

wait nine months

if blue strip has a baby on it.....congrats

Cheezy said...

Maybe it's the economical option if mommy suspects she's pregnant every few days or so? :)

Bugwit said...

Maybe the pregnancy tests are used. Slightly.

Anonymous said...

Did the milk say how many of those ideas might be worth a crap? Hell, ideas themselves are cheap. Even Bush has them. Weed the good ones out and see how THAT compares to all the matter in existence.

Kat said...

badger- like penny candy!

earl- exactly!

moxy- really though...is it even legal to sell that shit at a dollarstore?

fish- 1-I'll take your word for it!
2- priceless LOL!!!

cheezy- that is very possible....particularily in my town. Or at least the east end of it anyhow ;o)

buggy- eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

crap- Bush has a brain?

jiggs said...

While I wouldn't suggest anybody use a dollar store pregnancy test because of the error rate, I'm guessing that if you could buy 10 of them for the price of a regular one and all 10 said that you weren't pregnant, then you could probably be pretty certain that you weren't because the chances of 10 of them being bad is probably less than the error rate for a single expensive one.

Kat said...

jiggs- I love your big smart brain...is it fed by your third testicle?

Mermaid Melanie said...

you get what you pay for.. that is all I am gonna say.

but the atoms thing is muy cool!