Wednesday, September 20, 2006

New News To Me

Well folks. In case you were worried about the extra-fluffy birds down by the pond. Worry no more. They all deliver.

Help me out here boys. I can't decide if this is good news or bad news.

Never listen to a witch doctor. Proof.

And, for those of you who may have missed it the first time, this is the Hoff in action!

15 comments:

Fanboy said...

Well, it's better than not havine one. Ignoring sex for a minute (which is hard to do as I am male - heh, I said hard), the ability to urinate "normally" would have to do a lot for his self-esteem and ability to feel whole again. Snicker away. But what I find interesting is that he had it removed because of "a severe psychological problem with the recipient and his wife." What the hell is that all about?

Kat said...

fanboy- Allo ello! I know. That reason is killer. But ya know...the article never mentions whether or not the penis was human. Kinda like a pig heart transplant. Ok. Even I can't believe I just went there.

Cornelius T. Fish said...

I can see it now hundreds of middle aged men succumbing mysterious knob related injuries, secretly hoping for that younger brain dead donor.

Oh and...."The man was able to urinate through his new organ within 10 days." Sounds like the ravings of a demented music store salesman. "You can pee through your organ, but pooping on the piano will void the warrantee.

.....a bit odd overall.

Anonymous said...

i just wanted to applaud you revisiting anything that makes fun of the Hoff!

Lets not ever forget....

Anonymous said...

A 44-year-old accident victim was given the organ of a brain-dead patient half his age.

Science is amazing, but this just sounds completely unsexy.

Kat said...

green fish- ...or a really bad late night infomercial.

slyde- Isn't it awesome!

madge- It's like frankenstein gone even more wrong.

Verdant Earl said...

OK, the penis transplant thingie was wierd, and the Hoff is always weird, but SEX WITH A HEDGEHOG? WTF?

Oh, and wasn't Ron Jeremy's nickname something like "The Hedgehog"? Porn fans? Anyone? Bueller? {{crickets}}

Kat said...

Thank god someone else chimed in about the hedgehog thing. Seriously. W.T.F?

Tits McGee said...

I heart gay storks.

I heart the Hoff.

Jonathan America can suck my dick.

Steven said...

That dick transplant story really scares teh holy hell out of me.

Steve~

Kat said...

Mr. America- who in the what now? I don't recall saying that. You're like a bad nightmare. I should never have bothered with you. My bad.

lola- don't try to see. It'll burn your eyes.

Tits- I strongly agree. Particularily with your last comment.

Steve- A touch frightening isn't it? Just be glad you're not the guy that was on Oprah that had some problem 'down there' and so the doc accidently took the whole thing off. Now that is baaaaad.

Bugwit said...

They gave this guy a transplant byt only gave him four inches. No wonder his wife rejected it!

The story behind the story:

Limp dick: "Are you a witch doctor?"
Random guy on street: "Go fuck a hedgehog."

That can't be the real Hoff. He's too good of an actor.

Kat said...

Buggy- HA!

elizabeth said...

Hey Jonathan America - I didn't know they let you "special people" use the computers in your padded rooms?

elizabeth said...

Waaaa. Capt America ran away. (hehehehe)