Well folks. In case you were worried about the extra-fluffy birds down by the pond. Worry no more. They all deliver.
Help me out here boys. I can't decide if this is good news or bad news.
Never listen to a witch doctor. Proof.
And, for those of you who may have missed it the first time, this is the Hoff in action!
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Well, it's better than not havine one. Ignoring sex for a minute (which is hard to do as I am male - heh, I said hard), the ability to urinate "normally" would have to do a lot for his self-esteem and ability to feel whole again. Snicker away. But what I find interesting is that he had it removed because of "a severe psychological problem with the recipient and his wife." What the hell is that all about?
fanboy- Allo ello! I know. That reason is killer. But ya know...the article never mentions whether or not the penis was human. Kinda like a pig heart transplant. Ok. Even I can't believe I just went there.
I can see it now hundreds of middle aged men succumbing mysterious knob related injuries, secretly hoping for that younger brain dead donor.
Oh and...."The man was able to urinate through his new organ within 10 days." Sounds like the ravings of a demented music store salesman. "You can pee through your organ, but pooping on the piano will void the warrantee.
.....a bit odd overall.
i just wanted to applaud you revisiting anything that makes fun of the Hoff!
Lets not ever forget....
A 44-year-old accident victim was given the organ of a brain-dead patient half his age.
Science is amazing, but this just sounds completely unsexy.
green fish- ...or a really bad late night infomercial.
slyde- Isn't it awesome!
madge- It's like frankenstein gone even more wrong.
OK, the penis transplant thingie was wierd, and the Hoff is always weird, but SEX WITH A HEDGEHOG? WTF?
Oh, and wasn't Ron Jeremy's nickname something like "The Hedgehog"? Porn fans? Anyone? Bueller? {{crickets}}
Thank god someone else chimed in about the hedgehog thing. Seriously. W.T.F?
I heart gay storks.
I heart the Hoff.
Jonathan America can suck my dick.
That dick transplant story really scares teh holy hell out of me.
Steve~
Mr. America- who in the what now? I don't recall saying that. You're like a bad nightmare. I should never have bothered with you. My bad.
lola- don't try to see. It'll burn your eyes.
Tits- I strongly agree. Particularily with your last comment.
Steve- A touch frightening isn't it? Just be glad you're not the guy that was on Oprah that had some problem 'down there' and so the doc accidently took the whole thing off. Now that is baaaaad.
They gave this guy a transplant byt only gave him four inches. No wonder his wife rejected it!
The story behind the story:
Limp dick: "Are you a witch doctor?"
Random guy on street: "Go fuck a hedgehog."
That can't be the real Hoff. He's too good of an actor.
Buggy- HA!
Hey Jonathan America - I didn't know they let you "special people" use the computers in your padded rooms?
Waaaa. Capt America ran away. (hehehehe)
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