Time to finish my degree...in math. And then I'm going to buy this car. Hopefully by then they'll be able to apply this technology to my love mobile (car that is). Seeing as I'm all about safety first, I've also decided to have my breasts enlarged.
Wow....That's a lot sex, orgasms, decimal places, pi (or pie) and screaming phones in the back seat of a fairly sedate car. Well I guess one just has to grab a calculator, and a pussy snorkel, some ear plugs, a road map of rural England and just hang on for the long haul.
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with your degree in math, you could calculate the volume, circumference etc of your new boobies.
Wow....That's a lot sex, orgasms, decimal places, pi (or pie) and screaming phones in the back seat of a fairly sedate car. Well I guess one just has to grab a calculator, and a pussy snorkel, some ear plugs, a road map of rural England and just hang on for the long haul.
wow, i may get some implants too...
it's all about safety....
Breat implants save the day...hehehehe...that's fantastic.
Steve~
Educated women DO have more orgasms.
Only if they are educated in the fine science of EARL love! Ha!
PS - Got a little sad when I read that her fake boobies exploded on impact. Sniffle.
Sweet! My grad school debt really feels good at the moment.
jiggs- so true. Up till now, I've only used the hand method.
fish- that's one hell of a vacation!
slyde- all about the safety ;o)
steve- apparently boobies also help men live longer...seriously.
earl- don't cry. Maybe they were insured.
madge- so. jealous.
On boy, that's too much...
Okay, might I say I am very glad to be going back to school - and next week no less.
Secondly, that's why my first car was a Volvo.
demon- Hey! long time no see :o)
liz- You're so smart ;o) That of course is why you are my friend!
Hm. I must be a genius, then.
tits- super genious!
lola- doesn't every man? ;o)
That's funny how they referred the the crash as 'full frontal'!
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