Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Random Thoughts and Improbable Deductions

~ David Hasselhoff singing Rooster by Alice in Chains.

~ Why do matches smell like feet? Feet smell like cheese~ cheese is made from milk~ milk comes from cows~ cows fart~ farts are smelly gas~ Matches produce sulphur~ Sulphur is a smelly gas ∴ matches smell like feet.

~ Cat dies ≠ can't go to work

~ November 3rd, 2006

~ "He scares me so!"

~ In the good ole days we used a bottle and a dime.

~ December 16th, 2006

6 comments:

Cornelius T. Fish said...

Um.....Is there something...er....wrong with Joey Lawrence. Is he ill or just the proud owner of the most fantastically huge head this side of Easter Island. And scary just doesn't cover it. He makes Mr. Hasselhoff seem quietly dignified.

Kat said...

lola's back!

fish- I think he thinks it's a guise. Either that or Dancing With the Stars is now a platform for the Make a Wish Foundation. As for the Hoff...that was a dream I had...wtf?

Anonymous said...

wow. A bong made of a human skull.

I'll have to remember that for arts and crafts day...

Verdant Earl said...

It would be news if they made a bong out of their own head. That would be cool!

Kat said...

slyde- I'll bring the skull!

earl- very improbable!

Tits McGee said...

Joey Lawrence. Woah.

Did he seriously wipe his brow with something he pulled out of his pants? That is so not okay.

And the skull bong? Oy vey. That poor, stupid kid. Use a fucking tin can!