Monday, February 18, 2008

Don't Eat The Snow


Bunnies are cute. Except when they shit all over your back yard.

Seriously. I went outside this morning and noticed the back yard is littered with brown marbles. Are those some kind of nut? Maybe a seed? No. Hang on. It's poo. Everywhere. Our yard is smallish and fenced in. Maybe they are pet bunnies that are lost and confusing our yard for a giant bunny pen? Maybe it is one big ass bunny with explosive diarrhea. Cause I was in the yard last night and there was no poo. Not even a plop. Now it's a litter box. Guess we won't be playing in the snow any time soon.

9 comments:

Slyde said...

that isnt poo, they are malted milk duds.

try one.. they're yummy!

Kat said...

um...I'll just take your word for it...

elizabeth said...

It was me.

Verdant Earl said...

Fun fact: Rabbits eat their own pellets to maximize the nutrition output. Similar to the way cows chew their cud...but more disgusting.

Also rabbits can't vomit.

You are most welcome.

jiggs said...

that's hilarious. bunny poop!

elizabeth said...

liz- 3 words. Little-less-fibre

earl- Dogs eat poo too. But they can also vomit...and eat it...even if it doesn't belong to them.

jiggs- not so much to clean up though.

Kat said...

oops! That was me that said that, not liz. Using her computer and forgot she was already logged in! So silly.

uncanny wv- furqrk

Mermaid Melanie said...

OMG ew.. dig a pit. ;-)

Kat said...

melanie- 2. one for the poo. one for the rabbits. ;o)