Friday, December 15, 2006

Just Call Me Constable Kitty

God I love power. Especially behind the wheel of a V8. Oh ya baby. We got a 2004 Interceptor on Wednesday and it has special powers.
  • Annoying slow- goers, who like to drive in the fast lane, now move outa my way. And quick too!
  • I can pace traffic.
  • The right of way is now known as my way.
  • The handy side- view- mirror-spot- light is still intact
  • My kids (or other various passengers) can't shoot me in the back because the seats are bullet proof
  • And I can give er shit at the drop of a dime. Eat my dirt tire-peeling skids! (see definition 1)
Now. If only this thing could induce labour.

16 comments:

Cornelius T. Fish said...

You are now the coolest pregnant stranger I know.

Meghan said...

shit, son! you're rolling in a Crown Vic?

you're probably the person that pulled the "i'm a cop, and i'm driving, so move" trip on me yesterday.

BABY. OUT. NOW.

(just seconding your thoughts :p)

---MB

ps. this is what i sound like when i've slept. not much better, eh?

elizabeth said...

love the definition of skid

Verdant Earl said...

I love the "give er shit" label.

Seems to fit.

madge said...

That's what I'm talking about, baby.

Kat said...

fish- neat!...but er, um...how many more do you know?

meghan- Baby not hearing you...must go burn some rubber.

liz- ya. you know what I'm talkin' about. Skids Rule!

earl- is nice!

madge- yip yip yip yip yip. uh huh. hu huh.

Anonymous said...

Just like "Mad Max" who drove the last of the V8 Interceptors. Don't forget to booby trap your gas tank when the gasoline wars begin.

Capn Marrrrk

Bugwit said...

YOu ruled before, but the world best step aside now that you got you interceptor! Use the force wisely, young Luke.

Anonymous said...

Plus it will get you to the hospital faster.... you wouldn't happen to be there right now, would you???
Liz

Meghan said...

hmm.... labour-inducing suggestion of the day: listen to really bad music. loud. maybe the kid will want to get away from it.

---MB

Tits McGee said...

Make that baby, damn it! I want pictures!

jiggs said...

The only possible down side to having a car that looks like a cop car, is that if you put a ski rack on it, people will think you're a cop when you're driving around at night and maybe slow down. Regardless, the car kicks ass and takes names.

Steven said...

I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE drivign slow int he fast lane...

I like to watch people get pissed off at me in my rear view mirror. ;)

Steve~

Kat said...

marrrrrrk- which may be sooner than we think! ;o)

buggy- Thanks Bug!

tits- It's looking more and more like I may have to be induced again...in which case there won't be any pictures until after Christmas...have I mentioned that I cry every day?

jiggs- actually, on single lane roads that does suck. People go under the speed limit all the time...but when I get the chance to pass, the look on their face is priceless!

steve- why does that not surprise me? ;o)

Kat said...

liz- Don't worry mama. You'll know :o)

Malnurtured Snay said...

Does it come with the nifty paint job and lights?