Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Do Hospitals Serve Turkey Dinner?

Sorry.
Still no baby.
Dammit.

I've given up caring whether or not I'm in the hospital on Christmas day. Really, I'd just like to have the baby naturally. I was induced with my first daughter and that was a horrible experience I wish not to repeat. Anyhoo. I whipped up a batch of spicy chili and then I'm going for a long walk. I may have sex, but that all depends on what happens after the chili and the walk. I may be in bed alone tonight.

9 comments:

Meghan said...

are you sure this baby exists?? i'm inclined to believe that aliens just shoved a pillow up your shirt :p

---MB

Moxy Ness said...

You kill me:)

Anonymous said...

I'm not certain that I've ever had chili and sex in the same night.....

platts42 said...

Oh my goodness!

How'd it go?

Unknown said...

Ha, one of my best friend also had a niece recently!

Hey, maybe it's possible to hold off another week and you could potentially have your baby born on the first day of New Year! How cool is that?

But, that would be unnatural thought, if the baby really has to come out. :)

elizabeth said...

I've not done the chili and sex in the same night either.... but me thinks when going into labour - and with all the pushing and the region that the pushing happens - that being flatulent could be very funny. (Can I please come to the delivery?? Puhleeze?)

Verdant Earl said...

You can do chili and sex in the same night.

You just have to have the sex early enough...before your system processes the chili.

Nothing worse than a chili fart mid-coitus.

Verdant Earl said...

Oh yeah...I forgot.

OUT DEMON-KAT SPAWN!!!

OUT!!!

Kat said...

meghan- I'm beginning to have my doubts...

moxy- awww shucks darlin'!

joe- there is always a first for everything.

marrrrk- well it started something with no ill-smelling repercussions. Neat!

demon- luckily for me they won't let it go on that long!

lizzy- r u up for being there on the 25th? Actually, if she doesn't come on her own, you're more than welcome to join us at 8am on the 27th. I'm scheduled for induction that day. Boo. Hiss.

earl- you're right ;o)
...and you didn't say it loud enough. She's still in there.