Wednesday, September 27, 2006

BID NOW!


And the first item up for auction is an authentic JAMU stick. What a wonderful play on words this fancy item is. Only $0.99!

Our second item up for bids is a classic WTF. It's that classic back-of-the-toilet piece everyone is looking for!

In the off chance you're already the proud owner of the first two, check out item number three. What better way to show the lady in your life (shiny!) just how much you appreciate her good lovin', than with this stunning pendant. Also available in red.

12 comments:

Lola's Girl said...

Just wanted to thank you for visiting my site. It is nice to have someone look at my blog.

Thanks again.

Tits McGee said...

Mmm...yoni necklace.

I went to high school with a kid who insisted on being called "Yoni." He was seriously disturbing.

elizabeth said...

I'm damaged now. I have to go wash my eyes out with soap. (how the HELL did you find that anyways?)

Kat said...

lola's girl- no probs :o)

tits- Maybe he's the same one who's buying up the pendants and the vagina rock.

liz- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you...someone actually bought that stupid rock. $10!!!!

ps...bring the vagina talk out and all the men magically disappear!

Verdant Earl said...

I like how "no molds were used" in the vagina pendant.

Because, yeah...that would be awful!

Thanks for thinking of my new lady love (shiny!). Your'e the best!

Anonymous said...

All I can say is gaaaaaaaaaaah. Gah.

Kat said...

earl- My question is, why in the hell would someone want a fake, purple vagina strung around their neck?

madge- And people are buying this crap?!

Kat said...

earl- I forgot to congratulate you on your bravery for commenting on the vagina post. So far, you're the only man strong enough to handle coochie talk. I like that.

platts42 said...

I knew a woman who owned vagina earrings and wore them frequently.

Now I have to ask if they come with lifelike fish scent.

Vagina talk? Sign me up.

Kat said...

marrrrrk- ewwwwwwwwww! That's like asking if fake nut sacks come with life-like radish scent. (they do right?)

Verdant Earl said...

Kat, I'm ALL about the vagina.

All about that shit!

platts42 said...

Is that what they smell like? Radishes?

Hmmm. Go figure.