Friday, August 11, 2006

An Addendum On Earl Earlier

After receiving way too much information I was reminded of her. I met her first in MAXIM several years ago. Then she made a cameo in one of my favourite shows, NIP TUCK, as the lovely Kimber. She is the cadillac of phallic. Nice ring. I don't care who you are, this thing is some serious piece of rubber. I mean cmon. Either you're REALLY horny...too much for any REAL woman in the REAL world (get real)... or you're batchelor #2, or you're stupid rich and bored and a pervert, or you're just a pervert. Whatever. Call me a pervert, cause I have this need to touch this doll. Not caress it. Not get it on. Just poke it in the tit.

Now if the entire thing is just too much rubber for ya, you can always scale down to just a
torso. WTF? A torso?
oooo here we go. You can get just a nice
pair o' boobies....or they're sold seperately if two is too many (who needs two?).


TTFN (two tits for naugtynoseyneighbours)

8 comments:

Tits McGee said...

I saw that torso, too, and it creeped me the hell out.

So not okay.

elizabeth said...

First of all - that's not right.

Second of all.... it isn't right.

Verdant Earl said...

If that's wrong then I don't wanna be right? ;)

But I got to second Kat's motion. The whole love doll thing is real creepy, but I'm interested enough to wanna poke it in the tit just once.

Whose got our back? Anyone?

Kat said...

earl-Tell ya what. We could all chip in for just the one tit and then pass it on. We could track it's travels around the globe with polaroid snap shots kinda like a garden gnome but racier....ok bad idea...i don't think I'd wanna touch it after that.

Tits- I conquer again...WTF?!

Liz- It's making someone happy...blech...imagine cleaning it???

wv (ummm...ewww) jzpjo

Verdant Earl said...

Yeah, bad idea. Unless I was first then I don't really mind.

And ewww on your wv...didn't want to say anything, but my last one was something like cumttl. Or maybe it was just that in my head.

Kat said...

tits- uh ya...that's concur...But you were probably wondering "WTF?", so either way it works.

earl- I vote for in your head...um ewwww....that came out wrong...ok stop talking Kat...blech

elizabeth said...

I think I need to keep my mouth shut here....


see, nothing is innocent anymore. You people are sicko.

wv - kxcrab

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