Happy Valentine's!

Hey all my sexy friends. Some Dos and Don'ts for your special day.

Do:

1. Go decorate a cake for someone you love.
2. Find a little game to play.
3. If you're German try asking a Canadian for a little help.
   

Don't:

1. Be jealous.
2. Throw things. Unless of course you're into that.
3. Lose the key. Again, ask for help.

Now for some dirty talk. Click the pic.

Pumpkin Envy

Before jealousy take-over.

After jealousy take-over.

He couldn't stand my mad carving skills and resorted to illegal use of tinfoil enhancers.