Google this "(insert your name here) likes to" and see what comes up. I did and these are the results...
- Kathleen likes to burp and thinks it’s okay. Natasha thinks it’s disgusting and not like a lady. (Fuck you Natasha!)
- Kathleen likes to hear the fun music while we exercise. I see how she claps her hands and kicks her legs up and down to the music
- “Kathleen likes to cook, so she’s always dropping off a plate of something to someone,” (That is sooo not like me.)
- Kathleen likes to hear fish bubbles as she falls asleep
- Kathleen likes to speak in sexually explicit political analogies. (it's as if they're really talking about me)
- Kathleen likes to get drunk and piss the bed. ( I think that should have said Earl)
- Kathleen likes to {shake it insanely} (like a polaroid picture!)
13 comments:
*Paul likes to chug. Chug, Paul, Chug!
*Paul likes pics!
*Paul likes the al-kee-hol!
Wow, it's like a Ouji board!
Liz Likes Wally, but I don't. (WTF?)
Liz likes to moonlight. (!)
Liz Likes To Liquor Up My Thoughts.
(my fave)
Liz likes to go boating and to the beach.
Liz likes to call her a "goodwill ambassador for epilepsy," explaining that since service dogs are so visible in public.
Liz likes to talk on the phone. Liz likes to talk, period.
Liz likes to read, exercise, eat good food and drink fine wine.
This has been my favorite activity in years.
now THAT was awesome.... i will be doing this later....!
Paul like the al-kee-hol! LMAO
I do, too. Nothing like back in college, though! :-)
Earl likes to drink. A lot. (duh!)
Earl would like an old-fashioned wake for Josh. (sounds reasonable)
Earl likes to play the guitar and the accordian (no one can ooompah like me)
Earl likes to take his part from a standing tree (it's fresher that way, ya know)
Earl likes to be the chief - or go it alone (yeah, screw you guys!)
Earl likes to introduce new concepts to new people, and then move on (yeah, screw you guys!)
Earl liks to sing underwater in a public lavatory (seriously not making these up folks)
Earl likes to collect murderers (I keep them hidden in my underpants. Until I need them)
Earl likes him some big dawgs (um, that's right)
Earl likes a banjo with full inlay patterns (now squeel like a pig for me, weeeeeeeeeee)
Earl likes to hang out on a park bench with his buddy, Clyde. (do you all realize how close that was to Slyde?)
Wow...this was too much fun. I could do this all night!
Mike likes to ride his bike--first hit and spot on
Mike likes to play hackey sack--no likely hippy
Mike likes to work a lot--fuck off
Mike likes to grunt to indicate his pleasure/displeasure. For example, "Aeeeohh. Uhh. Ehhh. Aaaooouuurrr"--it's like they know me
Mike likes to meet new people at urinals-- I hate bathroom small talk of any kind. Don't talk to me if either of us has his wang out or is passing or about to pass solids. It is not homophobia, it is personal space.
Mike likes to keep up to date with current news in coal mining--I wish I could make up shit that is this funny.
Super cool game Kat. You are the business.
Good friend Jiggs likes to call it "the shampooed tandoori" but that is an aside. The recipe we share with our readers this time is from the repertoire of...
Jiggs likes to surround himself with slower people like us. (more me than you) He also likes guys that do not speak Spanish.
2 things:
1. I've never pissed the bed. Just the carpeting in the corner of hotel rooms.
2. Earl likes to take his part from a standing tree? That doesn't make any sense. Replace "part" with "bark". Now it makes all the sense in the world!
Can't...help...it....
Elizabeth likes to ride orgasmic twisties. (no comment)
Elizabeth likes Amazing old footage of swing dancers, set to hip-hop....(who doesn't?)
Elizabeth likes to experience as many different things - she chances upon a film set and dances like Cinderella... (I didn't think anyone saw me)
Elizabeth likes to indulge her little pals. She has a special dog room in her house that includes a fire hydrant mural on one wall and an individual kennel ... (DO NOT!)
Elizabeth likes polyester pantsuits, the colour red and stirred yogurt. (erm...)
Elizabeth likes indigo but not blue. She likes onions but not turnips; ... (yep)
Elizabeth likes tomatoes. She only likes words that start with prepositions! ...
Elizabeth likes difficulties. I hope I shall be able to persuade her ...
"Elizabeth likes small rooms and queer little corners," (true. all. true.)
PS. Hey Mike - if you crash you get the special little room (with your own fire hydrant) ;-)
Neil likes to shoot... (no shit)
Neil likes to paraphrase Darwin… (all the time...)
Neil likes to be all cutesy on his blog...(It's been said... or maybe not...)
Neil likes to drink beer and play... (!)
Neil likes to use the words "Vernacular" "Futurist" and "Oommunoanarchist" a lot. He secretly loves the use of 8-bit sprites but won't admit it. (I see dead people)
Neil likes to tinker with the tractors... (this is getting really creepy)
Neil likes to write a lot on his guitar. (Well...not ON the guitar so much)
Neil likes to think he has some sort of partership with the president. (I do not think. I know.)
Melanie likes polar bears.
Melanie really likes this teether.
Melanie likes to pass the time playing Pictionary with her fellow military families?
Wouild melanie like to tell us what her scientific qualifications are./
Melanie likes to paddle down the Goulburn River in her kayak.
seems as if i am somewhat of an adventurer...
I will blog this too.
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