Monday, August 07, 2006

Things That Are Wrong

Ok,

This is wrong. Wrong wrong wrong. I didn't think it was possible to uncoolify the blues. But Stephen Seagal and his band Thunderbox (the name itself is just fn' retarded!) have gone and done it. This is worse than Keanu Reeves' Dogstar

And then there is this. It is now confirmed. David Hasselhoff does drugs. All he needs now is a mustache and a persistantly ill-timed erection.

Oh no, I spoke too soon.
This is CREEPY! This song is for serial killers. Didn't you hear them David? They said NO!

And finally,
it just wouldn't be fair if I didn't leave you with this. I think I have vomit in my ear.

14 comments:

Verdant Earl said...

I dunno...that Ted Knight tune was kinda catchy!

elizabeth said...

The last two were so bad I didn't have access to them. The internet must have banned them...

Kat said...

earl- noooooooo! No, it's very bad. blech!

liz- that's so weird. They worked before. I just tried them and they wouldn't work now :o( I'll have to do some fixin'

Kat said...

Ok, liz. Try it now. It works for me ;o)

Kat said...

dammit. it stopped working again.
that bad bad music!

Kat said...

ok...so it works on internet explorer but not on firefox. Hmmm. sorry everybody. Some of you will here it some of you will have to click on their link to the homepage that comes up on the error. Then click on Gallery, Golden Throats and listen to Ted Knight and Jack Pallance. They're the first two on the page. fwew! that was too much work for a load of listening crap.

Anonymous said...

ah yes, we at slydesblog have obsessed on david hasselhoff and his HOOKED ON A FEELING for a few months now. Isn't it fucking great? the man is a complete loon....

Kat said...

slyde- I saw him on America's Got Talent with the arm brace on and thought of you and your post about him injuring himself. Then he sang Get Into My Car and it was sooo bad I just had to post about it. I knew you'd appreciate it. Apparently he does well in Germany, although I haven't quite figured out why he does 'well' anywhere.

Tits McGee said...

Don't hassle The Hoff!

Anonymous said...

yes, he is HUGE in germany.. it's a running joke that i dont quite the the punchline to....

Verdant Earl said...

It's like "The Joe Schmoe Show", instead of a whole "reality" show playing a trick on one guy, here we have a whole country (Germany) playing a trick on the Hoff.

There is no way they can think that shit is entertaining. Has to be a joke.

elizabeth said...

Yeah - well I know a thing or two about those crazy germans... and well - they're crazy.

elizabeth said...

Kath - are you home? Is your phone working?? (I'm not stalking her people, don't worry... but if anyone wants to help me get her back for giving my phone number out to people on the other side of the blogoverse... lemme know)

Kat said...

tits- you didn't...nooooooo! please say you don't lika the Hoff. He's silly and past his prime dear...way, way past. It's very well that he may never have even had a prime.

slyde- me too neither

earl- now that's funny. If a whole country can get together and play that kind of a trick...I'm in.

liz- Yes...at about 11:00pm last night I realized that the ringer on my phone had been turned off. Had one or ten messages waiting. oops.