Do This Cause It's Fun Dammit

Stole this from facebook. I know. I'm a traitor. Shut up and listen.
Google this "(insert your name here) likes to" and see what comes up. I did and these are the results...

• Kathleen likes to burp and thinks it’s okay. Natasha thinks it’s disgusting and not like a lady. (Fuck you Natasha!)
• Kathleen likes to hear the fun music while we exercise. I see how she claps her hands and kicks her legs up and down to the music
• “Kathleen likes to cook, so she’s always dropping off a plate of something to someone,” (That is sooo not like me.)
• Kathleen likes to hear fish bubbles as she falls asleep
  
• Kathleen likes to speak in sexually explicit political analogies. (it's as if they're really talking about me)
  
• Kathleen likes to get drunk and piss the bed. ( I think that should have said Earl)
• Kathleen likes to {shake it insanely} (like a polaroid picture!)

Meme

Stole this from Liz cause I didn't get tagged and I'm too lazy to post anything imaginative. If you feel the same, go ahead and take it. I double dog dare ya.

1. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
Closed. So that the cat doesn’t sleep on my head.

2. What was the weather like on your graduation day?
I was in England and missed grad. But it was surprisingly sunny and warm. Rained once in two weeks. Probably a record or something.

3. What kind of winter coat do you own?
A pink Columbia ski jacket and a tan suede knee length coat with faux fur trim.

4. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
That depends on what you consider a large group. I do serve tables. Other than that….I guess at my brother’s wedding last year.

5. Where do you keep your change?
In a jar. In the car. On the fridge. In my purse. On the floor. On my dresser. In the couch.

6. Describe your keychains?
I have one. 2 car keys. 2house keys. 1 mail key. Remote door and trunk release and panic button. 1 flashlight

7. What is your favorite flavor of jelly?
I like black cherry jam.

8. Some things you are excited about?
BABY!

9. Do you re-use towels after you shower?
I use my towel twice before washing.

10. Have you ever been in a planetarium?
Nope.

11. Have you ever received one of those big tins with three kinds of popcorn?
What kind of obscure question is this? No.

12. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
I’d rather look at the ocean thanks. I hate salt water.

13. Any plans for Friday night?
Change a few diapers. Pump a little milk…too much information?

14. What is out your back door?
A hot tub, a deck, a sandbox, a table set, an empty garden, dead leaves and lots of mud.

15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've ever had?
A baby tooth pulled. Poor me.

16. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
uh. No.

17. Who did you lose your concert virginity to?
Steve Miller

18. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine?
Yes. Why call if there is no message?

19. How many different beverages have you had today?
2. Coffee and water.

20. Last thing you received in the mail?
A Christmas card and a phone bill. There is some irony in that.

21. Have you had to take out a loan for school?
No. Unless using your credit card to pay for it counts.

22. Do you have any famous ancestors?
um. Not that I know of. I’ll have to look into that and report back.

23. Your prom night?
What about it?

24. Do you know all the words to the song on your MySpace profile?
MySpace sucks donkey.

25. Are you any good at math?
Up until calculus I got A’s. Then I quit.

26. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Reading the lovely well wishes from all you fine folks.

26. What were you doing this morning at 8 AM?
Making breakfast.

27. When was the last time you shaved?
2 days before labour.

28. Explain what ended your last relationship.
I was dumped. Let’s not go there. Right Liz? Geez what a note to end this thing on. I’m going to go drown in a bag of chips now.