Google this "(insert your name here) likes to" and see what comes up. I did and these are the results...
- Kathleen likes to burp and thinks it’s okay. Natasha thinks it’s disgusting and not like a lady. (Fuck you Natasha!)
- Kathleen likes to hear the fun music while we exercise. I see how she claps her hands and kicks her legs up and down to the music
- “Kathleen likes to cook, so she’s always dropping off a plate of something to someone,” (That is sooo not like me.)
- Kathleen likes to hear fish bubbles as she falls asleep
- Kathleen likes to speak in sexually explicit political analogies. (it's as if they're really talking about me)
- Kathleen likes to get drunk and piss the bed. ( I think that should have said Earl)
- Kathleen likes to {shake it insanely} (like a polaroid picture!)
