No seriously. What the Fuck?

It's been so long now since I've shock n' awed all yous with my wtf finds.
Most of what I got today could most certainly cause your lunch to launch itself back out yer gape.
What can I say. You've been warned.

WTF?
HOLY MOTHER OF WTF!
LORDY HEAVENS TO BETSY, WTF?
IN CASE I FORGOT TO MENTION IT, WTF?
NOW I'M GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES. WTF? THANKS.

This Just In...

Craig Kilborn just spoofed this. I am in love. I also love coffee. And after many years of drinking 50 I was somehow forced to like beer. Sorry. It's just always made me feel so bloated and other than a woman scorned there ain't nothin' worse that a woman bloated. Until of course I discovered Coffee Porter. Who is the genius that forged these two godly nectars? Fuck red wine (well not really...but if I had no red wine to drink then...FUCK RED WINE!). And if the world ran dry of scotch, why not drink the beer that is aged in it's casks. Yes. Love after 30 is possible.

Sorry Folks

I got nothin.

Random Crap

WTF?

According to the message on the kid's milk "the brain is capable of having more ideas than the number of atoms in the known universe." I had never thought of that.

I discovered the most bizarre dollarstore item EVAR! Pregnancy tests. I don't know that I would weigh that kind of news on a dollar.

Roasted Butternut Salad

Eat it up