Do Hospitals Serve Turkey Dinner?

Sorry.
Still no baby.
Dammit.

I've given up caring whether or not I'm in the hospital on Christmas day. Really, I'd just like to have the baby naturally. I was induced with my first daughter and that was a horrible experience I wish not to repeat. Anyhoo. I whipped up a batch of spicy chili and then I'm going for a long walk. I may have sex, but that all depends on what happens after the chili and the walk. I may be in bed alone tonight.