Alright kids and monkies and whoever else is out there listening or not. I know you're there. Lurking around my sight and not commenting...you naughty, nosey neighbours. So, let's break the ice with a little weather talk.www.strangecosmos.com
How's the weather over there?
Really.
hmmm.
uh huh.
lovely.
oh...the weather here? So glad you asked. It's bizarro to say the least. Yes. I'm sure the weather man shit his pants when he saw what happened yesterday. See weather men like to keep it simple with a bit of sun or some rain. But yesterday was all together different. I think the aliens landed their pods and it screwed with our Mother, Nature. And the Leprechauns finally found their pot o' gold.
Let's see. It rained. There was sun. Clear skies. Cloudy skies. Buckets and sheets of pouring friggin rain. Bright cheery sun again. Lightning bolts and thunder cracks that sounded like the earth was settling. Where did the sun go? Oh, there it is. Ok, now rain and sun at the same time with a nice giant rainbow-full arch, complete with gold and green guy. Brilliant. Cue Clouds. Cue sun. Cue rain. And don't forget as the sun was setting there was sheet lightning in the sky, but someone forgot to cue the thunder. Wow. And to finish her off...a nice fat full moon.
Now how's that for how's the weather. Huh? uh? Huh?
